Thursday, January 8, 2026

VibrantPour - Sailor Tales Mermaid's Pour

Sailor Tales Mermaid's Pour (VibrantPour, Ukraina) pdl 0,33 l. alc 10,0 %vol. Untappd liigimääratlus: "Stout - Imperial / Double" ja hinnang 3,94 punkti.

Tootjainfo (guugeltõlke kaudu): "Sailor Tales: lie #1 — “The Mermaid Seduced”

It was a stormy night, and no one remembered who was holding the helm and who was just holding on. The ship was rocking, the sailors were shaking, and the boatswain had an empty glass and sadness in his eyes. It started to crack, something thumped, then again — it didn't smell good. We're drowning, so...

And then, like thunder on deck — she. She looked like a temptation: wet, with a tail and a smile.

She says:

— Do you want it?

— What exactly?..

— Choose for yourself: either drink or live.

She takes out a bottle. Where from — I don't know. But she clearly has a supply. And the tail is long.

— This is something that is definitely worth trying. Maybe the last sip. If it's already at the bottom — then with pleasure.

I look at her. Then — at the bottle. Then — at the waves. And again at the bottle.

I pretended to hesitate - but did sailors ever choose a sober life?

The cork clicked like a shot.

And like a wave it covered.

It was not an ordinary beer:

Black - like the abyss under the keel.

Thick - like tar in a barrel.

Sweet - like a kiss in a brothel.

Strong - like a boatswain's curse when they poured rum again.

Heavy - like a captain's look before a mutiny.

Smells suspiciously delicious - like cargo from forbidden islands.

The aftertaste - lingers for a long time. Like a debt in the port.

It didn't get worse. Better - too. But definitely more interesting...

? I opened my eyes in the morning - in the cabin. The ship is intact. The sea is calm. There were no mermaids. There was a bottle on the bedside table. Someone brought it. Or left it.

Since then I am neither afraid of storms, nor do I shy away from dark beer.

Because I know: if it kills you, at least it tastes good."

Väike pudel, AI'lik kujundus lähtuvalt tootjaloost. Pöidlapaksune pruunikas-kollane vaht püsib üsna kenasti. Õlle värvus - trümmipõhjamust. Aroom on VÄGAkakaone, nii umbes 87%ne :)

Esmamekk on raskepoolse kehaga ja hapukas-kakaone. Keskmaitse - mõrkjas-magusakas-hapukas, mõrušokolaadine ja ploomine. Lõppmaitse - magus-mõru, röstine, pisut tuhane, pisut melassine. Järelmekk - hapukas-mõrkjas, kuivapoolne röstises võtmes ja samas siidine šokolaadiselt

Raskepoolse kehaga, vähekarboniseerunud ja siidise paletiga, hapukas-mõrkjas-magusakas-hapukas-magus-mõru-magusaka buketiga Übertaseme rüübe. Väga hea imps, suurepärases tasakaalus, kuid omataoliste uhkest rivirinnast ka mitte etteastuv - nagu üks sirgeselgne auvahtkonna tragun teiste seas. Aga "tootjainfo" lugege ikkagi läbi :D
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