Monday, September 20, 2021

Barren Fields of F....

Barren Fields of F.... (Amager / Bearded Iris, Taani / USA) pdl 0,33 l. alc 5,0 %vol. Ratebeeri liigimääratlus "Pilsener / Pils / Pilsner" ja hinnang 55 punkti. Untappd ütleb: "Pilsner - Other" ja 3,31 punkti.

Tootjainfo: "Italian Style Pilsener dryhopped with Saphir, Hallertauer Tradition & Spalter Select. Once upon a time, there was a woman who grew f….. They were beautiful and succulent and full of love and the hard work she put into them - and the people of the village where she lived were enthused about the f… plantation and how fertile it was. However, as time passed and her love for her fields and the land’s produce got bigger, the customers presented with the fruits of her labor became ever more picky and hard to please. In her desperate attempt to make everyone happy, she destroyed her plots by overworking them, and so her fields became barren. Time passed and with patience and love she managed to get healthy crops again, more beautiful and juicier than ever. Villagers rejoiced at the new influx of bountiful f…., but not for long: the f…. suddenly weren’t big enough, lively enough, aromatic enough, tasty enough for the people who were far too spoiled. And she soon found herself missing the days when her fields were barren and dissatisfaction wasn’t an issue, as she had no f…. to give to anyone. And one warm night, as she sat gazing upon her farm, sipping an Italian Pilsener, nostalgia got the better of her, and her desire to make the ranting voices stop once again spoke louder than the soothing sounds of the crickets, and so she set her fields of f…. on fire, hopefully rendering them barren forever. She now has a tiny garden of f…. where she grows them for her own appreciation. And she is happier than ever, without a single little f… to give to anyone other than herself.
IBU 37"

Keskmist kasvu purk, sildil võluv daam. Erkvalge vaht täidab pool klaasist ja püsib mõõdukalt. Õlle värvus - kirkalt kollane. Aroom on magusakas-hapukas, linnaseline ja mahlane.

Esmamekk on keskmise kehaga ja mõru-magusakas. Keskmaitse käändub laagerõlledele omasesse teraviljasesse hapukasse külge. Lõppmaitse - mõru-hapukas, kuiv ja karge. Järelmekk - mõru, kergelt kibekasse kanti sattuv. Lõpuks saabub kaunis tugev vürtsikas õhetus aga lepitab ära selle veidi liigse mõrudusega.  

Keskmise kehaga, mõõdukalt karboniseerunud ja kuiva paletiga, mõru-magusakas-mõru-hapukas-mõru-vürtsika buketiga HEA taseme rüübe. Pilsner mis pilsner, ehk veidi liiga mõru, kuid kuiv ja krõps ja karge ja karastav ikkagi.
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